Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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