Pappa wants mamma naked
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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