She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Randomize