i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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