so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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