I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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