he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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