Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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