fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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