My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
