So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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