I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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