Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
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then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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