@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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