It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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