I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
