apparently the secret to your success is patron
you would pick up someone in the library
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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