piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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