Don't you send me to vm
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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