Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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