He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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