Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
This is not my ceiling
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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