I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
