just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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