You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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