tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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