O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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