so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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