I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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