i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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