when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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