I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
wow bdsm is so cute
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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