If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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