sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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