every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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