We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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