I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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