UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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