If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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