Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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