i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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