so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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