Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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