yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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