Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
i now understand why vodka
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
