About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I cut my penus on the lid.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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