Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
