she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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