id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
His hands were made for my vagina.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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