We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
We left the knife in your bed.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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