U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well most of my day revolves around power hour
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Randomize