we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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