The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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