apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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