Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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