i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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