Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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