do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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