How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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