I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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