I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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