i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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