I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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